Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
OH MY GOSH
That puppy is all like “I’M READY, LET’S GO! LET’S GET SOME JUSTICE DONE!” (and then probably goes off to chase a butterfly around the training area).
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One."
Evanlyn is "Been There, Done That."
Alyss is "Currently Doing That."
Jenny is "It Happened Once In a Dream."
Gilan, code name "If I Had To Pick a Dude."